Aed jokes
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."