Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This joke is about a dude so down on his luck that his wife left him. He's broke, ugly, lives under a rock—basically, he's hit rock bottom so hard he forgot he was dumped in the first place! You probably don't need to worry about that because you have probably been dumped your entire life.
Grammar Nazi
BROS SPEAKING A WHOLE NOTHER LANGUAGE!! AND I DONT GET A WORD OF IT!! KEEP SPITTING KING
Anonymous
Is this a kindergartener?
MUNCH
bro hasnt been taught letters yet...
Anonymous
I like this one it burns on a different level.