Aed jokes
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.