Aed jokes
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Brutha was caught lacking
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
About a dog.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.