Aed jokes
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.