Aed jokes

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot!

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you a lot!

If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.

What do you call a PEIS?

A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.

Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

What do you call a hill with cows on it?

A Moo-ntain.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"