Aed jokes
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.