Aed jokes
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
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