Aed jokes
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Tarik is a retard.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"