Aed jokes
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.