Aed jokes

How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

You get a milkshake!

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

Boy: Knock knock.

Girl: ...Who's there?

Boy: Not your parents!

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.

You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...

When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced.