Aed jokes

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

What is wrong with orphans' phones?

They'll never have a home screen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

I don't have a joke. Keep looking.

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.