Aed jokes
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
I bought a book for my blind friend.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.