Aed jokes

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

Any 8 year old: Sus!

Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.