Aed jokes
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
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When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
You are a fat pig.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
You got a pig head!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.