Aed jokes
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.
I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.