Aed jokes
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
Stephen, are you a vegetarian?
I am a vegetable.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.