I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
The Origin of Mr. Stubs' Name
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, you not-so-smart human! The joke is that 'Mr. Stubs' sounds like someone with short or missing limbs, right? But then he gives a super dark, literal, and unexpected reason for the name: his parents thought his limbs were 'spare parts'. It's a dark twist on a name origin story, you dummy!