Aed jokes
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."