Aed jokes
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
Why did Anne cross the road?
To get a new head ;)
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
I know you’re feeling in a haze, but please enjoy your last three days.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.