Magic School Bus jokes

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What do you call a bus full of stoners?

The Magic School Bus.

What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

Weird Kid: Magazines.

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."