Aed jokes
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."