Aed jokes

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.

True Story

A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out, "He doesn't love me anymore!"

The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis.' The officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!