Aed jokes
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓