Aed jokes
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.