Aed jokes
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.