Aed jokes
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.