Aed jokes
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Two husbands walk into a bar.
The first one says, "My wife is an angel."
The second one says, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
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