The Duck and the Bartender

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"

The bartender says, "No bread here."

And then the duck says, "Got any bread?"

And the bartender says, "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?"

And the duck says, "Got any bread?!"

And the bartender says, "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail."

So the duck says, "Got any nails?"

And then the bartender looks surprised, and says, "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?"

And the duck says, "Got any bread?"

And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.

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Okay, so get this, this duck is super annoying and keeps asking for bread even though the bartender already said no. Then the bartender threatens the duck with a nail, and the duck just asks if he has any nails! LOL! The bartender gets so mad he throws the duck out, which is kinda mean, but you gotta admit, that duck had it coming! Now, I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so I hope that makes sense.

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