What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you poo-poo brain. The "number two" is a cute way of saying "I gotta drop a deuce." And the kid is askin' the toilet if it ordered a poop because he's about to let one loose! Your brain is so smooth you could ice skate on it, ya dingus!
The Grammar Police
Capitalize your I’s next time!!!!
The Grammar Police
Actually capitalize the beginning of the sentence also!!!
the gmaramr pilcoe
no one cares. de gradmma pull lease
noonecareswhatmynameis
Disgusting but funny