Number Two Order

What did the kid say to the toilet?

"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you poo-poo brain. The "number two" is a cute way of saying "I gotta drop a deuce." And the kid is askin' the toilet if it ordered a poop because he's about to let one loose! Your brain is so smooth you could ice skate on it, ya dingus!