Aed jokes
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!