Aed jokes
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Why you always in a mood?
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.