Aclu jokes

Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

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American Communist Lawyers Union.

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?

Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.

Why would an atheist rather listen to a lawyer who is on the ACLU payroll, and why would an atheist also do what they are told by a lawyer who is on the ACLU payroll?

But an atheist would not listen to an individual who is a Roman Catholic Priest, and would not do what they are told by the individual who is a Roman Catholic Priest?

Balls, you either have them or you don't!

Why would an individual who is an atheist rather listen to a lawyer who is on the ACLU payroll and rather do what they are told by a lawyer who is on the ACLU payroll, but the individual who is an atheist would not listen to a Roman Catholic priest and would not do what they are told by a Roman Catholic priest?

Balls, you either have them or you don't.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.