Advertising jokes

I keep getting ads about belly fat.

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

What language do billboards speak?

Sign language.

New Windex ad:

You should get Windex for that dirty mind!

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!

And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?

Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?

Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!

Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......