Burger Expectation vs Reality

Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. You see this picture? Top half is 'EXPECTATION'. That big, juicy burger with all the fixin's? That's what they show you in the ads, the shiny pictures. Looks great, right? BASED advertisers making things look perfect. But then you got the bottom half: 'REALITY'. That sad, flat little thing? That's what you actually get when you buy it. It's like how you expect to ace that test, but the reality is you barely passed. It's the difference between the dream and the sad, pathetic truth. BASED fact: You probably thought you'd get the top burger, didn't you?