Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
LIKE IF YOUR VOTING TRUMP 2024 WOOOOO
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
we must start a propaganda for baked beans
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
hillary for president
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
biden 2020
