Campaign

Campaign Jokes

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

Glory Hole

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

Monica Lewinsky

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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  • Defense

    How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

    He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

    Election

    If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.

    People

    I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

    Politician

    Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.

    Coffee

    The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

    Black and bitter.

    Election

    Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

    Because orange is the new black.

    Convention

    What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

    We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

    Office

    If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

    Hair

    Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

    Comment

    What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

    "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"