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Aid

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

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Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?