Advertising jokes

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because KFC was offering free seeds.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!

And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*

Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.

Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.

Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"

What language do billboards speak?

Sign language.

Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!

Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

New Windex ad:

You should get Windex for that dirty mind!