Addiction jokes
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 馃 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 馃槶.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why couldn鈥檛 the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
How do you know if you鈥檝e walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
You're an alcoholic!
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
This is how I got [redacted]
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
What was David Bowie鈥檚 last hit?
Probably heroin.
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I'm a recovering cake addict.