Addiction jokes

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?

Because it was on crack.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

You're an alcoholic!

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.

This is how I got [redacted]

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

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I'm a recovering cake addict.

Pussy = drugs.

What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?

Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...