Addiction jokes

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?

Because it was on crack.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.

You're an alcoholic!

This is how I got [redacted]

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

you.

I'm a recovering cake addict.

Pussy = drugs.

What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?

Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...

My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.

Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.