After the shooting people were asking why would they do it, They wanted to stop but turns out they were playing an Online game.
Why didn't the child go to school? Because he died of a heroin overdose.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
you
I'm a recovering cake addict
my dad- you better ware flip-flopped everywhere suicidal son-goes to crack ally
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-&-Tell.
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There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar
When the doctor saw this, he said
"From Type 2 Diabetes"
Get it?
what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs.... A QUACK HEAD!!!! My mom must be a duck then....
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
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what are the kids addicted to these days ? Juulius Caesar (juuls)
Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies saying "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart." The bartender responds saying "oh" sympathetically. "sucks to be you!" The bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
