Nicotine jokes
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But itβs mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. π€
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
