Nicotine jokes
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Community talk
hi mal ill try to call u later on the house phoen again im doing school rn and i wont get my phoen today bc im failing for nicotine, but i will have a drug test in the next 2-3 days ilysmmmm and i cant wait until i can see you. MUAHHHHH
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