Nicotine jokes

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."

What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?