What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.
What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist.
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
do you want drugs buy kfc poor people
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts counselling session? The psychologist will thank you for coming
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
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Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
After the shooting people were asking why would they do it, They wanted to stop but turns out they were playing an Online game.
my dad- you better ware flip-flopped everywhere suicidal son-goes to crack ally
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-&-Tell.
My Brother's addicted to buying ladders, he loves to get high
What happens when a cow masturbates? Beef Jerky
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
