Addiction jokes
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
This is how I got [redacted]
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.