Trump

Not A Trump Supporter.

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

Wife

aye

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

Cow

Sam Reed

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

Tree

Shrutik

Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says “I look like a brain”, Cashew says “I look like a kidney”, Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

Fat

Anonymous

a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

Give

Shrutik

Q- What will we give to a sick lemon? A- Lemon aid.

Wife

big daddy

So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: “so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down” and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I’m just fuckin with u she’s DEAD!"

Cow

SexyBoi

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with two legs- lean beef

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with two legs

Lean beef

Day

bobthebuilder

what month has 28 days

all of them

Sister

DatBoiChez

If I had a sister with only 1 leg… Wouldn’t her name be I-lean?

Cow

Uncle Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Two of the worst jokes ever.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?

Lean beef.

Twin Towers

Gigi

Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with two legs? – Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? – Ground beef.

Sister

Anonymous

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?

Ei-lean

Light

incredible guy

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: “Stop pirating video games.” Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

Cow

Gunner

What do you call a two legged cow? Lean Beef

Cow

Jackson Matthews

Q.What do you call a cow with only two legs A. lean meat

Sister

No homo

What do you call your sister who only has one leg?

Ei-lean

Cow

billy bob thorton

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs… read the title.

Means

Anonymous

The married are on holiday on Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says:

  • Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing She:
  • Shut up

(Standing means: penis erextion)

People

Arjun

disabled people can help wold to get printed copy of " LEANING TOWER OF PISA "

exactly leaned at an angle

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