Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
i killed a man in 94
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
Your family in a nutshell
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded "Cause I just bit my tongue!"
My father can take a joke- :because he made one
Jerry:my dad got into a fight on a plane Jeremy:that's just *plane* crazy!
(knock knock) whos there, Accident, accident who, accident you
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it'll get toe-d.
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies
(He was hit by a train
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
I'm Gay
What's the difference between paul walker and a computer? I care when my computer crashes
