Helen Keller's Speed Reading

This is a dark humor joke that plays on Helen Keller's blindness and her inability to read. The joke makes a completely absurd connection between reading a stop sign and losing an arm while driving at high speed. This is completely illogical and funny because it is ridiculous and unexpected.

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• Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
• Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist? A: Reading road signs.
• How does Hellen Keller drive? With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
• Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.