Accident

Accident Jokes

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"

A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.

She exclaims, β€œHello, is this 911?”

The other person, β€œYes, what is your emergency?”

The blonde answered, β€œI called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.