How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.