1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
my blind friend got ran over ............ by a parked car
one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
Knock knock who dare Boo boo who don't cry in front of me or else I'll cry
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over
I drew a picture of Colby
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair so we are playing Rocket League.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage and she burnt it down luckily she don't have to tell there parents
what do gum and guns have in comman when you pull one out every one wants to be your friend all of a sodden
