Accident jokes
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.