Accident jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Fall