my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since
what do you call a orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? hot wheels
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
It squrted in my eye god dammit
Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer A: she fell into a minefield
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
