Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Accident Jokes
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Fall
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
