Bass jokes
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
A bass drum is the boss.
