Bass jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
A bass drum is the boss.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
me listening to issa bass
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What instrument do you play? I play a left handed guitar and bass.