Q: What happens when an asian with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
why'd sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs
Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
