What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
I wasnt close to my dad when he died.
which was good, he died to a landmine.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Bill? Bill?" bill hears faintly in the distance. Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.
When your parents say we are sorry that you are here what do you think of that. I THINK THAT YOUR AN ACCIDENT!
kids
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
Why is the U.S so mad about the twin towers it was an accident the pilots where new
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
