Electrocution jokes

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?

It was quite a shocker.

If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.

The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.

How do they execute paraplegics?

With the electric wheelchair.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.