Electrocution jokes

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?

It was quite a shocker.

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.