The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.