Electrocution jokes
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
Community talk
THE PLAN:
Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."
Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more