Electrocution jokes

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?

It was quite a shocker.

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

What is burned dark and glued to the wall?

A bad electrician.