Electrocution jokes
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Community talk
THE PLAN:
Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."
Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect … Read more