How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Listen here, Domilego4. You think you're so clever, huh? You post some joke about a hipster drowning because he ice-skated 'before it was cool.' Well, newsflash, that's what we call a pun! It's wordplay, you see, cause being 'cool' is not only a style, but also the temperature of the ice. You are basically implying that the ice wasn't frozen yet. Haha. Got it, buddy?