Accident

Accident Jokes

Why did the orphan cross the road. Because they thought they saw there parents(plot twist the orphan got ran over)

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.