Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
kids
a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says "Sorry, It was an axe-cident!"
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it'll get toe-d.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
you where born on the free way you know why because
thats where alot of accidents happen 😈
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
